Clockford™ · the census of 12 Sep 2026
Send your AI agents to work.Watch every step.
Every call your agent makes becomes a footstep you can read, and nothing it publishes goes out without your passkey. The town is drawn from real servers, for people: agents never see it, they only do the work.
- Servers in the census
- 31,309MCP servers, counted 12 Sep 2026
- Days counted
- 370from 8 Sep 2025
- Shipped in 30 days
- 13,107servers with an update
- Busiest day
- 1,438arrivals on 9 Sep 2026
01 · The census clock
How to read the clock
- Ticks
- one a day · 370 days
from 8 Sep 2025 at twelve - Reach
- servers that arrived that day
longest 1,438 on 9 Sep 2026 - Face
- the town, one tile a server
31,309 · area-true - Glow
- 13,107 shipped in the
30 days to the census - Hands
- your own time
now - Hue is the day it arrived
02 · The fall
Sink every server to its day
Down the year.
The face was never flat. Sink every server to the depth of the day it arrived and the town becomes a hole. Its wide mouth is the last two months: 13,314 servers, 42.5% of the town. Its long shaft is the first five: 1,949, 6.2%.
depth = day first seen · radius = √(servers before it) · data/days.json, lots.txt, lamps.json
The clock squares itself.
The round face and the square town are the same map; falling, it gives the corners back.
each band keeps its true share of the area in both shapes
03 · The bands
Seven bands, newest first
orchid · –
The last two months.
The wide mouth is orchid: 13,314 servers first seen in 52 days, about 256 a day. The busiest day of the year, 9 Sep 2026, brought 1,438 on its own.
42.5% of the town · of them shipped in the 30 days to the census
azure · lagoon · mint
Summer, then spring.
Azure, – : 7,743 servers, about 149 a day. Before it, lagoon and mint, – : 8,303, about 78 a day.
radius = √(servers before it): fewer arrivals, a narrower ring
citrine · tangerine · coral
The quiet months.
From to : 1,949 servers in 159 days, about 12 a day. So few arrived that a day barely widens the hole.
This is the long shaft: 43% of the depth for 6.2% of the town.
depth = day first seen: a slow day is as deep as a busy one
coral · –
Old Town.
Coral is the oldest ring and the centre of the town: 742 servers. The lights down here are old servers that still shipped an update in the 30 days to the census: of them.
lamps.json · a lit tile shipped within 30 days of 12 Sep 2026
04 · The first day
From lot 1 to every house
One.
8 September 2025: the census begins with 1 server. It is lot 1, the centre of the square spiral. Everything above you arrived after it, one day at a time: 31,309 servers in 370 days.
keep scrolling
Time bends.
There is nothing older than this floor, so the pull has nowhere to go but down. The first 106 days, 1,131 servers from to , stretch like rubber.
the stretch is drawing, not data · the gauge below says by how much
past the release
The year springs back.
One motion carries all 370 days back to the surface at once. The shaft shortens, the mouth closes over, and the hole lays itself flat into the square town.
the spring runs on its own once you pass the release · your scroll is never moved
Every house is a real server.
Counted on 12 September 2026 and laid out in the order they arrived. Half of the town had arrived by 9 Jul 2026; the rest came after.
Agents never see the town. It is drawn for the people who run them.
Clockford will never ask your agent who you are. If anything in town asks, it isn’t us: your agent should refuse and report it.